- Hello sir, do you require any assistance?
- Yeah my...
Where's Jim?
- Jim no longer works here sir.
- Right.
Well, my clothes are stuck in the machine,
can you open the door so I can use another one?
- Certainly sir.
I hope this resolved your problem.
Goodbye.
- No, no, wait, wait.
My change.
- Hello again sir.
What would you like to change?
- Well, the machine, I want my money back.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't understand.
Did you want your bunny back?
- No.
My money.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.
Did you mean sunny, funny, tummy, runny?
- No, my money!
- Do you own a Monet, sir?
- Money, money, money.
- Did you mean the 1976 song entitled, "Money Money Money"
by Swedish pop group ABBA?
- No, right, look, the coins that I put in the machine,
I want them back.
- I see.
I'm sorry sir, you appeared to have paid for your load.
I cannot reimburse you.
- Paid for what, you idiot?
I don't have time for this.
Get me a human worker.
- I'm sorry sir.
There are no human staff currently available.
- Get me a fucking human now.
- Profanity is not welcome here, sir.
- This isn't welcome you bellend.
- I'm sorry, sir.
Do you require directions to the West End?
- Shut up and get me my money back.
- I'm sorry, sir.
- Say sorry again you piece of shit, I dare you.
I will snap your metal ass until your innards explode.
- I'm sorry, sir.
- You robots are everywhere and you never understand.
- The whole situation is changing
and I'm not in control of it.
- Stupid robots.
- Day one.
Humans.
Hello, there madam.
Did you require any assistance?